Just happy times and half assed rhymes
Andrew Jackson Jihad
MODERN GAMES AS ATARI CARTRIDGES (Part 1)
Shortly after posting this first batch of modern games with an 8bit twist back in July the deviantART account that created them was deactivated and it seemed our days of modern/Atari art were over.
Now all that’s changed because the artist has created a new deviantART account and has uploaded a tonof new cartridges that they’ve designed. My favorite is the Fallout 3 one. That dog in the capsule has no idea what kind of trouble it’s in.
Visit StarRoivas on deviantART to see their complete collection of Atari art.
this is pretty cool
So yesterday I realized how big of wusses we are here and now compared to anywhere else in the past. Take Pacific Islanders in the 17th and 18th centuries for example. Imagine for a second that you and your small island tribe ran out of food on your island, so you decide to set sail in your canoes for new lands and more coconuts. You sail for a few weeks and finally see land! Dope right? So you paddle towards it and you see some weird, large head shaped statues and hear a drum-like pounding emanating from the forest. As you hesitantly approach closer and closer you see naked, demon-headed, pierced (with whalebone studs, mind you) humanoids wielding massive clubs and shields as tall as their bodies run from the forest yelling. Provided you don’t piss in your loin cloth and bail out of there to inevitably starve in the ocean, these monsters charge you before you can even get out of your boats, either club your brains out or impale you with barbed arrows, EAT your FLESH, and use your FEMURS to role their canoes into the water to pursue any runners. So ya, think about that next time your at a nice Hawaiian BBQ.